Chunin Exams: Round 2 Part 3

It was the end of the second exam, Team 13 made it in fifty two minutes, Team 16 made it in forty two minutes. The preliminaries were about to begin.

Avril shifted her weight from her right leg to her left leg impatiently she hated standing in a formation in a huge room with a bunch of other preppies. Evan took notice to Avril’s impatience and fidgeting. Evan smirked. “Prep-phobia, Av?” Evan asked with his arms crossed looking over Constance to see Avril.

Avril nodded with her eyes wide. “I don’t know man, I thought that prep-phobia was made up but now I’m kinda convinced that it’s real.” Matt observed turning to Jimmy. “It’s stupid.” Jimmy sighed crossing his arms and rolling his ankles inward.

Avril cocked her head to the side. “You're stupid.” She replied to Jimmy. “Oh no you didn’t.” Matt said in a girly voice doing the head thing. Jimmy glared at Avril, Avril glared back.

“Asshole.” Jimmy insulted his face emotionless. “Bitch” Avril shot right back without hesitation.

“Shorty.”

“Player.” Avril shot back spitting. Avril cocked her head to the side and raised an eyebrow expectantly. Jimmy gaped and leaned defensively forward. “Oh no you didn’t.” Matt repeated in the same girly voice and doing the same head thing.

“Fuck you Avril!” Jimmy yelled clenching his fists and stepping forward. “Go screw your mom!” Avril shouted fuming and stepping forward. “I would but she’s all the way in the way in England!” Jimmy spat in his fine British accent. “So he admits it.” Avril stated in a calmer tone regaining her posture and crossing her arms.

Avril looked at their audience. “Jimmy screws his mom, Jimmy screws his mom!” Avril chanted still looking at the audience. Jimmy took a step back and his eyebrow twitched. “So that’s why you left England isn’t it, because your love for your mom was illegal!” Avril shouted the illegal part.

“I’m not the one who has kissed so many guys that I can’t count how many.” Jimmy mumbled. Avril turned on her heal and stopped her chanting. “What.” Avril asked her voice lowering an octave. Then the insults passed between the two and Constance was fed up.

“Okay, okay!” she screamed stepping between the two once again. Now everybody in the room was looking at the scene. Constance gulped. “We are going to shut the fuck up and let the gah damn bitch ass mother fucking hokage fucking speak got that!?” Constance let her voice gradually rise in her speech, the final words were so loud that everyone could hear and Tai Sensei sighed in embarrassment.

Constance turned to the front of the room and pointed her finger. “Please fucking get on with it before I explode!” Constance shouted out of anger and frustration. Tai Sensei sighed again and apologized to the hokage.

“I’ve tried every form of discipline they just won’t learn Hokage-sama, I am truly sorry.” Tai Sensei said bowing out of respect the hokage nodded. Just as the hokage was going to speak Constance screamed again.

Tai Sensei hung his head low. “Dammit Constance, you have some vocals on you, that scream almost sounded grunge.” Evan complemented holding his ear that Constance was screaming into.

“I wasn’t going for that, I am freakin ticked off okay? Shut up and stop fighting!” Constance screamed. Evan just smiled. Matt did a thumbs up to the hokage “It’s all good start the speech!”

“This is a custom in which balance is preserved by fighting and dying. In that world of the shinobi, that is friendship.” The hokage paused to gather his thoughts. Matt nudged Jimmy “If that’s friendship then I need some new friends.” Matt whispered making Jimmy giggle and making the hokage notice.

“The third exam is a fight for life with the pride of your village and your own dreams at stake.” The hokage announced.

The hokage nodded after Gaara’s comment was through. “Now listen closely I am going to tell you exactly what you’ll be doing on the third exam.” Hokage paused because of an interruption, everyone turned to the six peanut galleries. “Oh fuck c’mon!” Avril defended “It’s not us; I’ll have you know that I have been quiet for a while now but I’m not now!” people then turned their heads away to leave Avril to her hissy fit.

“Lord Hokage,” a jonin called bowing to him. “Before you do, allow me to speak first.” The hokage looked down upon the jonin. “Oh c’mon!” Avril yelled throwing her fist in the air and using her other hand to cup her mouth to project her voice “Don’t treat the poor guy who has like, lung cancer or whatever like dirt! I never bow to you, why should he?” Avril questioned obliviously getting Lord Hokage angry with her.

“Avril,” Masayoshi Sensei spoke up from the crow of senseis. “There is a time of day that runs Monday through Friday eight hours a day when you can ask such questions. Since it is not that time, then you must keep quiet.” Masayoshi Sensei advised referring to school. Avril crossed her arms and looked away form him “But it is Wednesday…” Avril mumbled.

“So be it.” Lord Hokage spoke to the jonin on the ground kneeling, Lord Hokage soon forgot about Avril. “There’s something, I would like all of you—“ the jonin’s vice was cut short by coughs and he raised from his kneel. “—before the third exam. Uh… we have to have a preliminary exam before we can move onto the real one.” The jonin finished.

“Huh?” Naruto whispered. “That’s total bull, Lung Cancer dude, total bull!” Matt shouted the jonin turned his head to Matt. “What shit ass luck we’ve been having today.” Charlie mumbled slouched over letting his arms hang dead. “That’s great guys,” Avril said in a haughty tone her eyes closed and her chin raised in the air looking away form the guys. “But I predicted this.” Avril told them.

“You know us, we weren’t listening!” Matt shouted defensively. “Whatever, get back down to earth.” Avril advised waving Matt away. Matt stuck out his tongue and turned on his heel with his head high in the air.

“I’m sorry, sensei excuse me, but I don’t really see the point, what’s this preliminary about? Why can’t we just move onto the third exam?” Sakura asked a look of concern washed over her face.

“To kick poor people like you out and keep people like us in.” Constance said getting cocky, she had her arms crossed, her eyes shut, and her chin in the air and her body slightly turned away from Sakura. Sakura was getting a little annoyed. “Confident aren’t we?” Sasuke observed. “Not confident,” Constance answered him, “I just have a friend that happens to do free fortune tellings.” Constance smiled a sly smile.

The jonin finished gathering his thoughts and answered “Uh, well you see, the second exams might’ve been too easy. The fact is that we never expected so many of you to still be here. According to the rules of the Chunnin exams a preliminary round can be held at any stage in order to reduce the number of candidates remaining.”

“Uh b-but,” Sakura stuttered. Avril groaned and slapped her hand on her forehead, Sakura ignored this rude gesture. “Shut up already, Sakura! No one wants to hear what you have to say!” Evan whined. “Is that fair?” Sakura asked in distress.

“It’s just that in that stage we have to speed things up a bit. Hokage said that a lot of important guests will be watching we can’t afford to waste their time when they’ve come to see only the best. So if they’re any of you that feel that your not in top physical condition now is your chance to—“ The jonin was cut off by a series of coughs. “Sorry about that. As I was saying any of you who don’t feel up to this now is the time for you to bow out. The preliminaries will be starting immediately.” The jonin planned.

“C’mon you mean right now?” Kiba yelled. “Wait a second!” Evan stepped forward obviously having an epiphany. “You mean that if we make it too the third round—“ Evan was cut off by a bored and emotionless Avril whispering to him “No, no in my last vision you’ll make it.” Evan nodded. “That we’re just a warm up for the main event—Sasuke Uchiha—no one cares about us lesser people it’s that gay wad that they what to see.” Evan shouted getting angry and pointing to Sasuke.

“Shit!” Avril screamed digging her nails into her head. “Evan you stupid idiot! Never reveal the future to these people! You don’t know if you’ll make it now, or if Gaara will win his match or if Sasuke will copy Rock Lee, you’ve changed the future and I wasted all of the chakra for nothing! NOTHING!” Avril screamed clenching her fists and leaning forward to scream at Evan. Evan meekly shrugged. “Take a chill pill, Av.” Jimmy advised placing his hand on Avril’s shoulder Avril calmed down a bit and refused to look at Evan.

Evan laughed shyly. “Never mind what I said…” Evan half said half whispered covering his hand with his mouth. Avril was fuming and so was Constance, she knew that she’d have to stop a fight later on thanks to Avril’s temper and the four other boys insensitivity. Especially with Evan theory of Avril and Constance PMS-ing.