Avril, Jimmy, Constance, Matt, Evan and Charlie were on
their way to the first round of the Chunnin Exams. Avril said that she was
“effing psyched to kick some loser butt” in the second round because she
cheated and went and looked into the future. All six of them stumbled upon the
fight that Rock Lee was having with the Jonins at the door. Constance
nudged Avril and shot her a “Are you going to do it?” look. Avril quickly
nodded and went into the middle of the fight to mess the whole thing up and get
attention. “Hey, guys,” Avril said
walking in the middle of the fight. The two ninjas stopped and looked at her.
Rock Lee had hearts in his eyes already. “Let’s play train,” Avril said looking
around. “I’ll be the stop light you guys can be the cars getting pissed while
waiting for the slow train to go already!” Avril said glancing around making
sure that she had everyone’s attention. “Okay ready, stop light says stop so
shut the fuck up and just go with it.” Avril motioned her five other friends to cut
into the middle of the fight. Avril then stepped in front of Jimmy who was in
the front. “Whoa, man, going waaaayyyy to fast here. I have an idea! You go
slowly because it’s hard messing stuff up right now.” Avril let her voice say
in a sing song manor. Jimmy shrugged and glared at Avril.
Avril glared back and gave him the
finger. Jimmy looked at Avril like “Whoa, super freaky Jonin here, let’s not
give the finger, ‘kay?” Avril just smiled and let the rest of her “train” pass
through the middle of the fight before slipping her fingers in her mouth and
whistling. “Okay, the freakin’ train type thing has passed…” Avril glanced
around to see everyone staring at her. “Gah, your welcome, I just saved you ass.”
Avril mumbled stomping away.
Then
Sasuke Uchiha walked up with his little team mates or what Evan called “preppy
pansies in the making”. Jimmy smirked at Uchiha and walked over in front of
him. “Hey, retard” Jimmy said leaning down to meet Uchiha’s face and then he
nodded to Naruto then Sakura. “Skye Diver, Pink Hooker” Charlie laughed at
Jimmy’s sense of humor. He loved beating little kids up more than any of the
six people. Avril liked it too, but getting suspended and expelled was more
fun.
“Jimmy,
lets not be easy okay?” Constance asked
putting a hand of Jimmy’s shoulder from behind. “Remember? We made new names
for them?” Constance said looking for support
from her four other friends they just nodded quickly not wanting to upset her.
“We call Naruto Fucking Monster and Sakura Fucking Whore. Let’s stick with the plan,
right?” Constance said smiling sweetly when
she could plainly see that Naruto was already fuming.
Without
giving any of them a chance to speak they left to go to the correct door where
the real exams were being held. Now this is the time when Sasuke, Sakura and
Naruto enter. To their surprise they smelled cigarette smoke and it looked like
a riot was going on. Naruto cringed as glass broke on the other end of the
room.
The
three genin still totally clueless heard the scream of Constance
directed at Avril. “You pea brain you stupid mothe fucker now we have to fucking pay for
that! GAH damn it!” Constance screamed throwing
something on the ground and yet again, breaking a desk.
Sakura
stood on her toes to get a better look at what exactly was happening. Turns out
that this guy hit on Avril so Avril bashed his head into a wall and Constance was mad that she did. “Let’s have peace between
the PMSing women!” Evan declared stepping between Avril and Constance.
“Evan,”
Avril said sweetly smiling up at him. He was five eleven, Avril was five foot
three. “Yeah?” Evan answered with a confused look. “Please step your ass out of
here and let me smack Constance okay?” Avril
asked still looking up with a sweet, innocent smile.
“No
can do Avril” Evan protested. Avril’s still smiling face turned into a scowl and
she crossed her arms angrily. “Why not?” Avril asked. “Because this is no time
to kill someone, wait until the Forest
of Death
Avril
smiled and said “Yeah, that’s right Evan.” Evan looked at Avril. Avril’s smiled
faded and then she screamed on the top of her lungs; which attracted more
attention by the way “If you won’t let me knock her head off then I’ll knock
yours off first!” Avril lunged for Evan.
A
list of swear words came from the other end of the room by Charlie, Matt and a
still smoking a cigarette Jimmy. Charlie had his arms looped under Avril’s
underarms in a matter of seconds Matt was holding on to Charlie’s waist trying
to control Avril. Jimmy was so kind as to lend his finger (literally) trying to
keep Matt stable.
“Help
Jimmy!” Matt pleaded. Jimmy turned his head with his cigarette in hand. “No can
do, I’m having a smoke right now so my finger will have to do.” Jimmy protested
in a calm even voice. Then Jimmy looked away and returned to attending his
cigarette.
Meanwhile
at the entrance to the room Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto and all other six genins
fresh from the academy were staring at Avril and her friends in amazement.
Kabuto walked up to Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto and told them about his ninja
cards.
“Are
they always like that?” Naruto asked astonished and in a daze from the inhuman
violence that he was witnessing. “Hmm?” Kabuto asked. Naruto Jerked his head to
the front of the room where the almost riot was going on. “Oh, them,” Kabuto
started turning to look at them. “Yeah, they are. Known for being the most
rowdiest genin around. They have a tough sensei assigned to them to keep them
in line.” Kabuto looked away and sighed. “But even he can’t keep them in line,
No one can…” Kabuto let out another heavy sigh.
Sasuke
turned away and asked Kabuto to research Rock Lee and Gaara. Then Sasuke looked
at the little fight slowly brewing into a riot and he slowly turned to Kabuto.
“Kabuto, can you research Avril Bruen?” Sasuke asked. Kabuto nodded.
“Avril
a genin from…hm... it says all of the villages… Excels in taijustu, genjustu,
and ninjustu immensely, has done 2 A rank missions, 34 B rank missions, 2 C
rank mission and 1 D rank missions. Team mates are Evan Hyate and Constance
Avile.”
“She’s
strong…” Naruto said looking for Avril in the crowd but she was no where in
sight. Kabuto gathered up his cards. “Yes she is, word is that she can smash a
wall with one finger, best stay clear of her and her tem—“ Kabuto was cut off
by Avril appearing behind him and startling him. “Researching me, eh Sasuke?”
Avril said getting up from kneeling behind Kabuto and meeting the eyes of a
glaring Sasuke.
Avril
put a hand over her heart. Sakura could see that the rest of her friends were
gathering behind her wanting to know what was going on. Sakura could see that
Charlie and Matt were ready for Avril to lunge at them any minute and at that
minute Charlie and Matt would hold her back. “I’m hurt” Avril whined closing
her eyes looking at the floor with her hand still over her heart. “I’ve never
researched you. And I hate you so I never will.” Avril smiled taking her hand
from her heart. Constance smiled and nodded in
agreement. Jimmy looked around the room trying to ignore his fan girls and
enjoy his cigarette while he still could before being busted by the person
hosting the first round of the exam.
A
series of ooh’s filled the room it was Charlie and Evan looking at each other
ooh-ing and ah-ing they quickly were by Avril’s side. Evan had his hand on both
of Avril’s shoulders smiling like an idiot and Charlie was standing next to
Avril smiling like an idiot too. Avril sighed and looked away from them.
“Avril’s
got a stalker, Avril’s got a stalker!” the two smiling idiots sang skipping
around an annoyed Avril. “Calls for a song!” Charlie yelled.
The
two boys got in Avril’s face and sang. “Uh-uh oh, she’s following me, Uh-oh-oh
she’s out of her tree! Uh-uh-oh she’s off of her rocker, I wanna marry my, I
wanna marry my, I wanna marry my stalker!” they sang. Both Avril and Sasuke
were getting seriously annoyed. Avril lunged for the two of them and brought
them to the ground and start wrestling them. Jimmy and Constance had to pull
them apart.
Then
the Chunnin Exam round one host came in and ordered them to split. Jimmy sighed
because he didn’t get to finish his cigarette and Constance
was seriously ticked off at Avril. And Charlie and Evan were trying not to cry
from the pain that Avril inflicted on their stomachs and faces.
Jimmy
sighed and said. “Effing Chunnin exams…” Constance
just giggled and Avril rolled her eyes really ticked off.
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