Zetsu Baby Daddy: Wild Flowers

            You were walking in the forest one day on a break from your mission. You walked into a field of flowers and you picked up a beautiful wild flower. You examined the flower for a while then you heard a voice say “It’s a delphinium.”

     You quickly turn around your long braid spinning with you and whipping you in the back. Your eyes widened and you stared at a mysterious plant creature. “W-who a-are you?” you whispered taken aback a bit. The plant creature’s face was stern yet kind. “Zetsu.” He replied in a monotone voice.

     You continued to stare at him and examine his face. “I-I’m _____” you replied a little while later. “______, what a beautiful name. It’s the name of a flower you know.” Zetsu replied staring down at you. There was something in his eyes, something you knew you could trust.

     Zetsu looked past you and pointed to a beautiful pink flower resting near a tree. “That’s a convolvulus.” He said. “Convolvulus.” You whispered. Zetsu walked over and daintily picked the flower for you and handed it over like a true gentleman. “T-thank you.” You managed to stutter.

     Zetsu started to point out other flowers and soon you became loose and laid back around him. You hardly even recognized the time!

            It became dark soon and you laid under a tree. Zetsu came to join you. You looked Zetsu in the eyes, he was ugly, but who cared about looks when personality was into play?

     You then leaned towards Zetsu and planted a kiss on him. You drew back surprised that Zetsu did not respond to your kiss. You then blushed a looked down. Zetsu grabbed the back of your head then and brought your lips to his.

     You felt like you were on another planet! For a plant he sure could kiss. The kisses soon became more passionate and more needy. You were sure you’d have bruised lips the next morning but who cares? You were on cloud nine!

     Zetsu then began to play with your spaghetti strap and you soon just reached over and took it off for him. Then your shirt came off.

     Zetsu then stopped in his tracks and looked at you. You thought you had done something wrong and you blushed and looked down. “Sorry…” you whispered.

     Zetsu then shook his head and said “I’ve never done this before…” and he blushed, if that were humanely possible for a plant to do! You then kissed his cheek and settled yourself into his lap. You wrapped your arms around his neck and gave him a passionate kiss. “I’ll teach you…” you whispered and you then proceeded to unzip his jacket.

    

     The sex was amazing. That plant was GOOD! You didn't even know that a plant could have sex!

    You then awoke the next morning in a bed of flowers in the field…naked. You opened your eyes and stretched. Then you realized you had no clothes on. Embarrassed you scrambled to find some clothes and tried to make sense of what happened last night.

     After you were done getting dressed you remembered. Zetsu, the convolvulus everything. You looked frantically for Zetsu but he was no where to be found.

     You got mad at Zetsu for leaving you naked alone at night. If you ever saw him again—boy that would be the day! You tore apart the field looking for your bra and you finally found it with a convolvulus on one of the cups. You picked up the convolvulus and looked at it smiling. You knew Zetsu didn’t leave you without thinking.

     And you knew everything was going to be okay.

     A few months later you found out you were pregnant and you knew it was Zetsu’s. You tried to look for Zetsu but you gave up. It was a one-night-stand. He was gone for good.

     So you gave birth to a baby boy that you named Daichi. He didn’t turn out to be a plant but he did come out a little green. But that color soon faded and you were left with a happy bouncing baby boy. He grew up strong and healthy. You couldn’t be more proud of him.