Housing The Sand Sibs Part 4: And It All Comes Out On The Road

And now we find ourselves at the preliminary round which was between Round 2, The Forest Of Death, and Round 3, the final battle. Constance, Jimmy and Avril were both waiting to fight and they were discussing their housing assignments, and this is where it all comes out.

            “Dude, my housing assignment was the best!” Constance sighed and leaned over the railing, remembering her night with Kankuro. Avril wriggled her eyebrows, “Oh ho, ho! Did you sleep with him?” Avril smirked with her hands on her hips waiting expectantly.

            Constance giggled and blushed a little bit, “Yeah, he was actually pretty good.” Avril, Constance and Jimmy all laughed. “And you had Kankuro for your housing assignment?” Jimmy asked raising his eyebrows and biting his lip. Constance nodded. “Well, I had his sister Temari and we did the dirty too.” Jimmy said with a sly smile.

            Constance and Avril ooh-ed at what Jimmy said. “I had sex with the eyebrow less red head over there. He wasn’t the best… But I mean its sex right?” Avril shared leaning over the railing as well.

            “Looks like we all nailed the Sand Siblings,” Jimmy observed. “Hey we did didn’t we?” Avril smiled rising from the railing and looking at Jimmy with bright brown eyes.

            “Uh guys… I don’t think that’s a good idea…” Constance trailed off as she looked to Avril and Jimmy wide eyed. “Oh shit…” Jimmy said under his breath. “Tai Sensei! We have a problem!” Jimmy yelled to his sensei whom was on the opposite end of Evan, Charlie and Matt.

            “What kind of problem?” Tai Sensei asked sighing in exasperation. “Like a ‘we all had sex with our housing assignments’ problem!” Jimmy yelled cupping his hands over his mouth. Everyone in the room, including the Hokage, stopped, stared, and even gaped at Jimmy and his other two friends.

            “Damn it!” Tai Sensei roared. “Weren’t you ever taught the risks of doing that?” Tai Sensei boomed. Avril, Constance and Jimmy all exchanged looks. “Well we didn’t exactly grow up in good families and we didn’t exactly have good parents so what did you expect from us?” Constance yelled back leaning forward with her hands on her hips in annoyance.

            Tai Sensei walked over to them, “You can get STDs dumbasses. You don’t know where they’ve been!” he scolded. “Well I know where Temari has been, in my bed!” Jimmy teased earning a laugh from all five of his friends.

            “We don’t even know how many people we’ve slept with Tai Sensei.” Avril defended rolling her eyes. “Well maybe you should fucking figure it out.” Tai Sensei bit back through clenched teeth as he took one threatening step forward.

            The three of the gennin exchanged looks. “Hmmm…. Well I guess we could. But we’ll need some help figuring this out! Charlie, Matt, Evan, come over here and help us!” Constance commanded and the three boys came.

            “What about that time at that New Years Party, Jimmy?” Charlie suggested to everyone. “Wait what? With that ugly girl?” Jimmy asked appalled. Evan, Matt and Charlie all nodded. “What the fuck guys? I thought that you were my friends! Friends don’t let friends nail ugly girls!” Jimmy yelled at his friends.

            “But it was a threesome!” Matt protested. Jimmy let his mouth hang open, “Wow, I got game even when I’m drunk off my ass!” Jimmy smiled, all five of them cackled.

            “I know that I slept with Charlie,” Constance started, Charlie nodded in confirmation. “I know that I slept with Jimmy,” Avril said aloud with her finger on her chin looking to the ceiling in thinking position.

            “Well now you know you have AIDS.” Evan mumbled rolling his eyes. Avril shouted an obscenity that again turned heads. The six of them brainstormed on who they slept with but none of the numbers sounded right.

            The six of them finally gave up. “We don’t know how many people we’ve slept with Tai Sensei!” Avril whined. Tai Sensei just sighed and looked away. This conversation was over.

            All throughout the battles the six of them were yelling ideas on who each of them had slept with, but no exact numbers came about, they decided it was pointless and gave up the ghost.

            Meanwhile, Temari, Gaara and Kankuro all looked embarrassed on their end of the balcony, none of them looked each other in the eye and their sensei didn’t even look them in the eye. What a shock that they had slept with their housing assignments.